Hello, loyal readers! I recently watched the new Godzilla movie and I can honestly say I was AMAZED.
It really is an empowering experience to see that truly anyone—regardless of talent, formal training, or even access to editors and proofreaders—can write the script for a blockbuster monster movie!
In case you can’t tell, I’m not a big fan of this movie–Godzilla vs Mothra was my favorite–but I’m trying to be more positive!
I’m so excited, I’m going to help you out with the form! Just choose words based on the list of prompts below before reading the story, fill the words in the blanks with the corresponding number, then share your monster movie with the public! You’ll instantly be praised with high reviews and critical acclaim.
*Some Spoilers to follow.
- Natural disaster
- Romantic interest
- Military Career
- Nonsense Word
- A Monster
- Deus Ex Machina
- Ammount of time
- Super Power
In the Heart Of 1 Jojo McBrostein, a 2 is concerned that there’s an impending 3 that could bust up his science lab real bad. Turns out he was right, and his 4 was killed in the aftermath.
Flash forward 15 years and his son, Brody McBrostein is an 5 . When he gets word that his dad is in trouble with the law, Brody Bro-Bro embarks to pick him up. But it turns out Jojo was right—the accident was really caused by 6 : a Giant 7 Monster that attacks with 8 . The Monster is set loose through the incompetence of the US military, who are now involved in 1 for no good reason, and the loss of human life is staggering.
The only hope to defeat the monster is either a nuclear warhead or 9 —a creature the size of a 10 . So the US military naturally decides to try both!
All seems lost when Brody witnesses 9 defeated at the hands of the monster, and the US loses control of the nuke, endangering 11 more human lives!
But then, through the sheer power of 12 and plot-holes, Brody Broham gets the nuke out of range of US soil, gets knocked out and is rescued, then flown safely away from the blast all within 13 !
Then it turns out 9 isn’t dead after all but was just pretending and kills the monster using his 14 attack like he should have done the first time he saw the monster. And he leaves without eating it, contrary to what everybody in the movie said he was gonna do, and slavering fans 15 all over the screen, calling it the best 9 movie of all time.
When you’re done, post your Monster Movie in the Comments!